Wotdimdan is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, astonishing troll.

Wotdimdan created a charm quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotdimdan, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wotdimdan, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Wotdimdan's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Wotdimdan's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Wotdimdan nine times a day.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

3. Do not kill dogs.

4. Never think about optics near ducks while wearing red boots and balancing eight silver spheres on your neck.

5. Never think about photosynthesis.