Xennurlfid is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, unfair dragon.

Xennurlfid created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xennurlfid, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Xennurlfid, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Xennurlfid's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Xennurlfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of order in the presence of children.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching platinum.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never eat corn on days of mourning.

5. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.