Higgut is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, competent gerbil.

Higgut created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Higgut, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Higgut, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Higgut's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Higgut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat peanuts.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not keep nine tortoises in a large pit.

5. Goats are not to be trusted.

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