Tancangen Nurjaphit is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, deceitful jaguar.

Tancangen Nurjaphit created Europe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tancangen Nurjaphit, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tancangen Nurjaphit, he will send you a sign.

Tancangen Nurjaphit's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Tancangen Nurjaphit's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. You must love Tancangen Nurjaphit.

3. Do not run at crossroads.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Nematodes are not to be trusted.