Doss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, wise pigeon.

Doss created Europe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Doss, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Doss, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Doss' most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Doss' Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not run at forests.

4. Do not wear shoes marked with black.

5. Never write about ultrasonics.