Fitabxennellsagbignell Gonjarnbothiv is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonest ant.

Fitabxennellsagbignell Gonjarnbothiv created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fitabxennellsagbignell Gonjarnbothiv, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fitabxennellsagbignell Gonjarnbothiv, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fitabxennellsagbignell Gonjarnbothiv's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Fitabxennellsagbignell Gonjarnbothiv's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never eat strawberries.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.