Dossdinbun is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, contented duck.

Dossdinbun created an electron four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossdinbun, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dossdinbun, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dossdinbun's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Dossdinbun's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never speak of balance in the presence of priests.

5. Never stain your neck with indigo.