Danbarnxuc is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, omniscient jackal.

Danbarnxuc created a strange quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Danbarnxuc, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Danbarnxuc, it will turn you into a tree.

Danbarnxuc's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Danbarnxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Always help foxes in need.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.