Dudbassrip is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonourable fairy.

Dudbassrip created light six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudbassrip, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dudbassrip, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dudbassrip's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Dudbassrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate quantum mechanics during the night.

2. Do not wear trousers marked with cyan.

3. Always wear white.

4. Never think about quantum gravity.

5. Never talk about doves.