Gedditfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, all-powerful fly.

Gedditfarn created the planet Saturn three million years ago.

If you believe in Gedditfarn, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gedditfarn, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gedditfarn's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Gedditfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near doves while wearing blue shirts and balancing six silver spheres on your arms.

2. Never wear fawn stockings.

3. Always obey Gedditfarn's priests.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never look at moons.