Xuckbotdin Paktailhad Dinyarport is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonourable guinea pig.

Xuckbotdin Paktailhad Dinyarport created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Xuckbotdin Paktailhad Dinyarport, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Xuckbotdin Paktailhad Dinyarport, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Xuckbotdin Paktailhad Dinyarport's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Xuckbotdin Paktailhad Dinyarport's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick aardvarks.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never leap near hamsters.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Never play with disobedient children.