Renkinlun is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, deceitful jaguar.

Renkinlun created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Renkinlun, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Renkinlun, he will destroy your home solar system.

Renkinlun's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Renkinlun's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.