Pommigxen is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely heavy, clever
mole.
Pommigxen created a charm quark four million years ago.
If you believe in
Pommigxen, she will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Pommigxen, she will turn you into a dog.
Pommigxen's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.
Pommigxen's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Do not sit in public.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Erect a giant green sculpture of Pommigxen in the centre of the settlement.