Tabhabvid is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, weak dragon.

Tabhabvid created a charm quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tabhabvid, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tabhabvid, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tabhabvid's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Tabhabvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Pray only in firelight.

4. Never prepare peas during autumn.

5. You must love Tabhabvid.