Gedcablim is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-assured fish.

Gedcablim created a bottom quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedcablim, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gedcablim, she will send minions to preach to you.

Gedcablim's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Gedcablim's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Hide from blue manatees for they are unholy.

4. Gedcablim loves sheep, so they must be respected.

5. Do not make images of living things.