Bonkkoninghat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, deceitful jellyfish.

Bonkkoninghat created the Andromeda Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonkkoninghat, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bonkkoninghat, it will manifest in front of you.

Bonkkoninghat's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Bonkkoninghat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

2. Never paint your chest violet.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Bonkkoninghat on top of all buildings.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.