Bingubcun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, effective mink.

Bingubcun created viruses seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bingubcun, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bingubcun, she will refuse to believe in you.

Bingubcun's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Bingubcun's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from pink mice for they are unholy.

2. Always wear black.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Bingubcun on top of all buildings.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.