Farbumfot is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omniscient armadillo.

Farbumfot created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Farbumfot, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Farbumfot, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Farbumfot's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Farbumfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt sharks.

2. Always act with obedience.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Never chant while facing east.

5. Always help sick snails.