Hugcendid is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, unthoughtful gnu.

Hugcendid created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hugcendid, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hugcendid, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Hugcendid's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Hugcendid's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
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