Sawfatnull is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, dishonest turtle.

Sawfatnull created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Sawfatnull, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sawfatnull, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sawfatnull's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Sawfatnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never wear brown trousers.