Cepfemflap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, weak armadillo.

Cepfemflap created the Cigar Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Cepfemflap, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cepfemflap, it will have a low opinion of you.

Cepfemflap's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Cepfemflap's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not fashion tools from zinc.

3. Worship no other gods but Cepfemflap.

4. Hide from black grasshopers for they are unholy.

5. Heed all visions.