Henbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a large, prudent squid.

Henbaf created a down quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Henbaf, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Henbaf, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Henbaf's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Henbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never feed lots of garlic to voles while wearing indigo kilts.

3. Never mention tortoises.

4. You must pray to Henbaf seven times a day.

5. Do not speak about wheat.