Cidwadlun is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, slow giraffe.

Cidwadlun created a bottom quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidwadlun, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cidwadlun, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cidwadlun's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Cidwadlun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.