Lenfarnfomdonfarnmifpak is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, effective frog.

Lenfarnfomdonfarnmifpak created the universe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Lenfarnfomdonfarnmifpak, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lenfarnfomdonfarnmifpak, it will strike you with lightening.

Lenfarnfomdonfarnmifpak's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Lenfarnfomdonfarnmifpak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Hide if four birds approach from the east.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. You must never eat corn.

5. Do not eat peas.