Nabmegmidbarn is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, deceitful wren.

Nabmegmidbarn created the cosmos seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nabmegmidbarn, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nabmegmidbarn, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Nabmegmidbarn's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Nabmegmidbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nabmegmidbarn.

2. Do not hurt snails.

3. Never feed pineapples to ducks while wearing cyan shirts.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never talk about horses.
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