Hasgupflow is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, caring spider.

Hasgupflow created parasitic wasps four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasgupflow, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hasgupflow, it will turn you into a slug.

Hasgupflow's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Hasgupflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Erect five tin sculptures of Hasgupflow on top of important buildings.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never eat limes on holy days.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.