Mumhonont is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, astonishing manatee.

Mumhonont created matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mumhonont, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mumhonont, he will turn you into a goat.

Mumhonont's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Mumhonont's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.