Tikarppib is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, selfish centipede.

Tikarppib created the planet Jupiter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tikarppib, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tikarppib, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Tikarppib's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Tikarppib's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Put Tikarppib first in all things.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Tikarppib.

4. Feed all hungry turtles.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
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