Megbissxen Fatmobmig Dibhapmon is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, benevolent hippopotamus.

Megbissxen Fatmobmig Dibhapmon created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megbissxen Fatmobmig Dibhapmon, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Megbissxen Fatmobmig Dibhapmon, it will turn you into a plant.

Megbissxen Fatmobmig Dibhapmon's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Megbissxen Fatmobmig Dibhapmon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Megbissxen Fatmobmig Dibhapmon in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

4. Always share grapes with strangers, but never with swans.

5. Always help dogs.