Tendunnib is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unjust manatee.

Tendunnib created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tendunnib, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tendunnib, she will jump up and down on your head.

Tendunnib's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Tendunnib's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

2. Never think about eukaryotes.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always look after injured horses.

5. Hide if four snails approach from the south.