Xinzogtailnutt is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, annoying human.

Xinzogtailnutt created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinzogtailnutt, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Xinzogtailnutt, she will turn you into a tree.

Xinzogtailnutt's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Xinzogtailnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

2. Always look after injured ducks.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never pour water over plants.