Xinzogtailnutt is a god.
She takes the form of a slim, annoying
human.
Xinzogtailnutt created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Xinzogtailnutt, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Xinzogtailnutt, she will turn you into a tree.
Xinzogtailnutt's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.
Xinzogtailnutt's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.
2. Always look after injured ducks.
3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Never pour water over plants.