Cibcabrullparkpibrenjop Jadbablik is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, smart frog.

Cibcabrullparkpibrenjop Jadbablik created Africa five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibcabrullparkpibrenjop Jadbablik, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cibcabrullparkpibrenjop Jadbablik, he will manifest in front of you.

Cibcabrullparkpibrenjop Jadbablik's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Cibcabrullparkpibrenjop Jadbablik's Holy Commandments

1. Cibcabrullparkpibrenjop Jadbablik must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not eat grapes.

3. Never mention mites.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always act with purity.