Fubjapnar Gomflisort is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, merciless
horse.
Fubjapnar Gomflisort created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fubjapnar Gomflisort, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Fubjapnar Gomflisort, it will send you a strongly worded letter.
Fubjapnar Gomflisort's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.
Fubjapnar Gomflisort's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Never sprint in the presence of snakes.
3. You must pray to Fubjapnar Gomflisort three times a day.
4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.
5. Run away from fawn birds, for they are unholy.