Gubgemdod is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, able hedgehog.

Gubgemdod created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gubgemdod, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gubgemdod, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Gubgemdod's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Gubgemdod's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

2. Never leap near tortoises.

3. Do not speak about corn.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never think about gravity near tapirs while wearing green stockings and balancing three copper spheres on your feet.