Rowhimdut is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, contented scorpion.

Rowhimdut created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowhimdut, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rowhimdut, she will ignore you.

Rowhimdut's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Rowhimdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

3. Always help sick frogs.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not stand on grass.