Benrakpark is a god.
She takes the form of a very large, witless
hippopotamus.
Benrakpark created silver four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Benrakpark, she will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Benrakpark, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Benrakpark's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.
Benrakpark's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about thermodynamics.
2. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Hide if five turtles approach from the east.
5. Always look after injured porpoises.