Weefatquafvig is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, tranquil hyena.

Weefatquafvig created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weefatquafvig, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Weefatquafvig, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Weefatquafvig's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Weefatquafvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Weefatquafvig.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never talk about spacetime near horses while wearing red scarves and balancing four gold spheres on your head.

5. Never talk about tortoises.