Nigjarnkomgubbunstigbus is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, astonishing cobra.

Nigjarnkomgubbunstigbus created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Nigjarnkomgubbunstigbus, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Nigjarnkomgubbunstigbus, he will remove you from existence.

Nigjarnkomgubbunstigbus' most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Nigjarnkomgubbunstigbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

5. Never chant near otters.