Davkopapp is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, self-assured goose.

Davkopapp created dark matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Davkopapp, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Davkopapp, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Davkopapp's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Davkopapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics.

4. Erect seven titanium sculptures of Davkopapp on top of important buildings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.