Futkomlim is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, capable squid.

Futkomlim created the Tadpole Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Futkomlim, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Futkomlim, he will not care at all.

Futkomlim's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Futkomlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick bats.

2. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

3. Foxes are not to be trusted.

4. Never feed strawberries to ants while wearing skirts.

5. Never pour water over plants.