Getbinfod is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, smart manatee.

Getbinfod created the Cigar Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Getbinfod, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Getbinfod, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Getbinfod's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Getbinfod's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Getbinfod's priests.

2. Put Getbinfod first in all things.

3. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

4. Always help voles.

5. Feed all hungry eagles.