Bonfubsab is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, tranquil jaguar.

Bonfubsab created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Bonfubsab, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bonfubsab, she will remove you from existence.

Bonfubsab's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Bonfubsab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight iron sculptures of Bonfubsab on top of important buildings.

2. Hide from brown foxes for they are unholy.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Worship no other gods but Bonfubsab.

5. Never eat bark.