Wansanpark is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, duplicitous frog.

Wansanpark created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Wansanpark, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wansanpark, she will turn you into a hamster.

Wansanpark's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Wansanpark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Wansanpark's name in vain.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Always look after injured porpoises.

5. Never jump near dolphins.