Pidstafvag Cubgansog is a god.

She takes the form of a large, merciful grasshopper.

Pidstafvag Cubgansog created snails two years ago.

If you believe in Pidstafvag Cubgansog, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pidstafvag Cubgansog, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Pidstafvag Cubgansog's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Pidstafvag Cubgansog's Holy Commandments

1. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

2. Always help otters.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never wear green stockings.