Bumquillyat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ruthless hydra.

Bumquillyat created tapeworms seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumquillyat, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bumquillyat, it will throw large rocks at you.

Bumquillyat's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Bumquillyat's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

3. Never think about optics.

4. Never talk about snails.

5. Never eat green fruit.