Bossponlan is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, fast wyrm.

Bossponlan created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bossponlan, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bossponlan, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bossponlan's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Bossponlan's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near porpoises.

2. Always obey Bossponlan's priests.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Erect a giant white sculpture of Bossponlan in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about badgers.