Stigragmon is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, egotistical octopus.

Stigragmon created dark matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigragmon, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Stigragmon, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Stigragmon's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Stigragmon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Stigragmon on top of important buildings.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Respect your elders.