Largsugpas is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, merciless dingo.

Largsugpas created oxygen four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Largsugpas, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Largsugpas, he will send you a sign.

Largsugpas' most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Largsugpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Hide if six horses approach from the north.