Jatqueeglipvidjoprig is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, kind armadillo.

Jatqueeglipvidjoprig created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatqueeglipvidjoprig, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jatqueeglipvidjoprig, it will cry a lot.

Jatqueeglipvidjoprig's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Jatqueeglipvidjoprig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Always help mites in need.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.