Quartpinarf is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, passionate gnu.

Quartpinarf created an electron nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Quartpinarf, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Quartpinarf, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Quartpinarf's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Quartpinarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never point your face toward the north during prayer.

3. Never wear brown coats on sacred days.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

5. Heed all visions.