Quattail is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, loving otter.

Quattail created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Quattail, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Quattail, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Quattail's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Quattail's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

5. Never speak aloud of names.