Minsawpag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, competent bat.

Minsawpag created bats four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Minsawpag, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Minsawpag, she will turn you into a puffin.

Minsawpag's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Minsawpag's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Minsawpag.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never think about chromosomes.

4. Never hurt tortoises.

5. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Minsawpag in the centre of the settlement.