Zagnigbin is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, tiresome dugong.

Zagnigbin created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Zagnigbin, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zagnigbin, he will curse you with boils.

Zagnigbin's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Zagnigbin's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zagnigbin.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near squirrels while wearing gray kilts and balancing four aluminium spheres on your neck.

5. Do not keep three geese in a large pit.