Yattxucgen is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, sapient goblin.

Yattxucgen created life six million years ago.

If you believe in Yattxucgen, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yattxucgen, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Yattxucgen's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Yattxucgen's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Hide from cyan tortoises for they are unholy.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.