Libbogbag is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, loving duck.

Libbogbag created water four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libbogbag, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Libbogbag, she will laugh at you.

Libbogbag's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Libbogbag's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry manatees.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not speak about aubergines.

4. Never think about spacetime near geese while wearing mauve shorts and balancing three titanium spheres on your head.

5. Fast once a month.