Gupominlarp is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, two-faced manatee.

Gupominlarp created a charm quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gupominlarp, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gupominlarp, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gupominlarp's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Gupominlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick frogs.

2. Never feed limes to cats while wearing shorts.

3. Put Gupominlarp first in all things.

4. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.